Boss.
Fatso, it...it...it's me.
To...to...tonight, Man...Man...
Slow down, idiot.
I bet Manchester United win thirty-thousand.
Boss, I really don't understand.
Why do you like keeping this idiot around?
Look at him!
Bar...Bar...Barcelona win 2:0.
He talks like a DJ scratching.
- 3-0 banker. - You know nothing.
I like him because he's an idiot.
You see, they all looks so tricky.
An idiot is good. Idiots are loyal.
Boss, tea with milk.
Have you put sugar in?
Three?
I've put two and one-third.
Hey, taxi.
Let's go.
Boss, I've caught these two bastards finally.
They didn't return the money, even tried to run.
Brother Man-tik, please tell them to stop. It hurts.
I'll return the money once I have it.
You don't need to return the money.
Really? Then we shall go now.
Say thank you to Brother Man-tik.
- Thanks, Brother Man-tik. - We shall go now.
Kneel down!
I haven't finished.
You borrow something for me in return, we can then be even.
What can I lend you?
Lend me your wife to work as a prostitute for three years, I'll return to you after that.
Then I borrow your kidney.
Don't!
Don't worry. I am here.
Brother Man-tik, you got nothing if you borrow my kidney.
Cause I have kidney failure.
However I have no objection if my wife works as a prostitute.
- You just take her. - Damn you.
No. You got me wrong.
He wants to bark you, not me.
Don't make me mad...
or I'll take both of your kidneys.
Don't.
I am going back to sell all my assets to return your money.
Don't bother.
You're better off working as a prostitute yourself.
No more bullshit.
You work as a prostitute now and I cut your kidney out as well.
No. Both my kidneys are useless.
But her kidneys are in good condition and she has big boobs.
Her whole body is useful.
Bastard.
You have an a...a...ass for a b...b...brain...
I'll kill you if you don't go.
- No. - Is it, boss?
Boss, it's the interest we collected this week.
Have then cleaned up and wait for me.
- Don't. - You are useless.
I don't have kidney, really.
Why don't you just beat me up now?
Boss, sources said someone will come and rob our money.
We won't get any news if someone is coming.
Do you think it's advertisement?
I have dozens of people here. Do I look afraid?
By the way, where is my car? Has it arrived yet?
The car has all almost arrived.
Help, I've got shot.
Boss, there are thousands of people out there.
They are going to cut off my arm. Run!
Boss, take the money and go.
They are in the back alley. Go after them!
What are you doing?
- Run, leave it. - Out of my way.
Run, boss.
Gao Fei, what happen to you?
- Come over here. - Things don't look good here.
What's wrong with him?
If someone is still after us, block them for me.
- Me? - If you don't end up dead tomorrow,
you will be my right hand man.
Thanks, boss.
- Take some money. - No, thanks.
One hundred dollar. Keep it safe.
Who hit me?
Who just hit you?
I am holding the chair, who else?
Bastard, you have been pretending to be an idiot and following me for months,
and you are after my money after all.
Go to hell.
Explaination.
Beware of your eyes.
I've got shot.
Boss, there are thousands of people out there.
They had even cut my arm. Run!
Go to hell!
My sister and her husband died last year cause you removed their kidneys.
Do you still remember?
How can I remember?
Selling him as a gigolo.
He has got one already.
Every family has their difficulties.
I gotta say I'm sorry.
I'll leave you the gigolo and take the money.
A shark loan was being beaten.
He is covered with chits.
He is being hanged under the street lamp of Hung To Road.
Send someone here immediately or he'll die.
He really looks like a roast duck this time.
See how funny he is.
People love riches, but have to get it the right way.
We are the Robin Hoods of the underworld.
The people we've helped...
called us bandit warriors.
This is my father. People called him Benz.
However he has never driven a Benz.
This is his nephew.
My cousin, Karl.
Me? People called me Cool.
My mom is in the third phase of liver cancer treatment.
I've put her in a rehab clinic in Dongguan.
The dangerous money I earn...
are for her medical expenses.
We've just met my step brother, Lionel.
He is here, too.
Honey.
Uncle. Brother.
- You here too. - Yes.
What is today's date? How come everyone is here?
- And you bring white flowers. - Karl.
Don't call me Karl!
I'm called the one and only G-Dragon now.
I miss you so I come and bring you some herbal medicine for you.
What? Are you feeling guilty about something?
You're insane.
- You got a new girlfriend? - Don't be silly.
What are you afraid of? I can't use anyway.
I spend as I earn.
I have good news to tell you.
We can schedule a time for your liver transplant.
The whole family can go for a trip all together.
Really? That's great, kid.
Why don't you two find a decent job?
You shouldn't say that.
We've been robbing the rich for the poor. What's wrong with fighting for justice?
So you say you are self sufficient, tough guys. Then go jump off the IFC.
You two and uncle should visit mom more often.
I've already settled the six-month's worth of hospital expenses.
What happened to your eye?
Nothing. It was a laser operation.
Stitches come out next week. Don't worry.
Stay safe!
There is a parcel.
My good friend, I'm back!
Please call me, Ken.
It makes noises.
Buddy Benz, I thought you were ignoring me.
I just left home for a few days.
How long have you been back?
Just two to three days.
It's my birthday today. My students want to celebrate with me.
So I've invited all my friends.
You should come too.
Of course. Where abouts in Macau?
The invitation has the address.
Your whole family should come. See you later?
No problem. See you tonight.
Why are you so excited, dad? Who is he?
I've mentioned to you...
that I have a sworn brother before.
I once saved his life.
People call him the Magic Hand,
a master gambler named Ken.
Is he that great?
Absolutely!
He is already famous worldwide more than ten years ago.
You know that big group in Las Vegas...
also hired him as Chief Security Consultant.
There hasn't been a person like him for decades...
who can cheat without being caught in his gamble houses.
He also has a unique skill.
He can tell all 52 cards by touch.
Really?
I believe people do that with Mahjong tiles.
But if you say with poker cards, I...
You two had never watched Godzilla pee either.
Come with me to Macau tonight to widen your eyesight.
You can see Godzilla pee in Macau?
You didn't know that?
It must be huge. It's Godzilla.
Welcome to The Venetian.
If this Ken is that great,
why didn't he invite you to Las Vegas?
But here in Macau?
You think people can just invite me where they want?
I am very arrogant.
Go and check if the car had arrived yet.
The explanation is so far-fetched.
His legs would shake even if he stands at the balcony.
If you told him to take the plane,
I worry that he may wet his pants.
You sound right.
Sorry!
Are you blind?
Have you stared enough?
Pick it up for me!
Miss.
I know my brother is a handsome man,
but he is just a handsome idiot.
Stop staring at him.
Right. He'll beat you up if you stare too long.
But you may look at me...
because my mom has always told me...
that although I am short, I am handsome.
Sorry. Your mom lied to you obviously.
Stop hitting on girls. The car is arriving.
Join me!
You see that. Girls these days...
doesn't mind if you are handsome,
but they are impetuous if you have luxury car.
- I am really funny. - Let's go. Impetuous.
Oh, my Goddess.
This car is not for you. That one is yours.
You're kidding?
- We've arrived. - Get off the pedicab. Go.
Uncle Benz, I am Master Ken's protégé, Kit.
Master Ken is expecting you. This way, please.
Okay.
Look. He sent someone for me specifically.
You can be so naive.
Please!
Thank you.
Where is everybody?
Is he really your good friend?
Does this guy even know you?
What's up?
Benz,
how can you be so naive after all these years?
Ken had never contacted you for more than ten years.
Can you really tell from just one phone call?
You dare to touch buddy Man-tik.
You have got a set of balls on your kid.
Buddy. I stake my own claims.
This has nothing to do with anyone else.
Just let them go.
If you can get out of here after I skin you like a pig,
- I'll let you go. - Buddy
What about my foreskin?
Stop it. Beg him.
Dad, something is wrong.
Uncle, we will fight them tooth and nail.
Don't beg him!
Let them go. Do as you wish with me.
Get up, dad. He is just kidding.
Bingo!
Buddy Benz, you really willing to do whatever I want?
You cheeky bastard almost fooled me.
Can't I?
Here are $3 million chips to calm you down...
as compensation. Spend it all for me tonight!
I don't want the gold.
You don't want the gold?
I don't want the silver.
You don't want the silver. So what do you want?
I just want a rod.
I don't want gold. I don't want silver.
I just want a rod.
To safeguard this rice field. I'm happy even I'm poor.
I hold your waist. You hold my waist.
Make the birds fly away.
The rice waives lightly and looks like stealing a gaze.
Buddy Benz, wish you a long life.
It's your birthday today.
We are buddy. It's fine.
Buddy Benz, what are you singing?
You kids know nothing.
We sang this song to get chicks when we were young.
That's right.
Rocky Li.
I am Ken's secretary. My name is Susan.
I come back from the US with him.
Susan had been helping me for more than ten years.
People would think I am old if you introduce me this way.
I had almost forgotten. My son, Cool.
My nephew, Karl.
Nice to meet you.
You do have sharp eyes.
We've been setting up this con for a long time but you saw through it.
I only made a wild guess. My dad said you are a great conman.
Don't listen to him.
Darling.
Goddess.
Darling.
Happy birthday!
They seem close, as close as two people can be.
This is Karl.
Cool. Rainbow.
- Uncle Benz. - Uncle Benz.
What happen to him?
You do this with Ken. I don't have any chance.
So unlucky.
Cousin, I want a hug, too.
Stop. Stand still.
Don't come any closer. I won't be able to catch you.
Cousin, long time no see. Thank you.
And this is?
This is my boyfriend, Ma Sheung-fat.
He does big business.
- Hi, Mr. Ma. - I hate smokers.
Buddy Ken.
I heard that you've never lost a game.
You won't lose if you don't gamble.
I'm much better than you.
I gamble every day in Taiwan and I have never lost.
You give me that nickname.
Use it if you like it so much.
That's not very nice. I should at least beat you once.
I can play if you want.
Who are you? I pay my respects to celebrate your birthday today.
Don't think of going if you don't play a few games with me.
You can't afford to cause trouble in here.
Kit, it's my birthday today so let's keep it a peaceful, okay?
How much do you have?
Not much.
I only have 5 million credit limit in this hotel.
Good. Fighting Landlords is quite popular now. Just one game.
- Susan. - What's up?
To whom should we donate the money...
if I win this game?
Rural Children's Poverty Fund.
Let's do it. This way please.
Okay.
Don't make trouble in here.
Go away, fatso.
You look like a peach.
Do you think I am really into you?
I just used you, fatso.
Buddy Ken, how can we fight the Landlord with just the two of us?
We are surrounded by prestigious guests tonight. You can have your pick.
Whatever they lose is on me.
I will take this bone head.
Yes, it's you.
- Why me? - Because you are a bone head.
Thank you.
Who deals first?
Pretty girl right there.
I don't know how to deal cards.
That's my plan, go ahead and deal.
Buddy, come here.
- Mr. Ma. - What is it?
Why don't we bet more?
The loser has to finish the entire tray of Chinese birthday buns.
Have you had breakfast yet?
Not yet.
Take it away.
Thank you.
I will be the Landlord.
I'll double the bet, how about you?
I don't even have an Ace in hand, but I'm gonna double it, too.
Dummy!
I double it against you guys, 8 times.
Wow, 3 queens, nice!
Triple 8.
Glad that I have triple 9.
How about triple 7?
Triple 7 can't do.
Triple 3 can.
You need one more.
Bomb, stupid!
I guess I bombed too, with Four Kings.
Can I fold?
Do you have any?
No, I don't.
Let me give you this round old man.
That's nice of you.
Let's start from something small. Triple 10.
Young boy.
Don't push if you aren't holding.
Be careful, you might bomb too.
Then I pass.
Four Queens, Bomb.
You are bombing like you are enjoying it.
Everyone, 4-Ace.
I saw it, old man.
Nuke!
Table is yours to call.
Straight.
- Ah! - What are you yelling for?
You just have two cards left, I am calling for sure.
Do you still have any?
Yes!
Any more?
Show me if you dare.
All gone. Give me a tissue to wipe this off.
I knew you were one of us.
Mr. Ma, 3 double bets, 8 Bombs.
Anyways, on behalf of the kids I thank you.
Don't forget to finish all the birthday buns, Mr. Unlucky.
You're done.
How unlucky are you...
I am worst off than you are.
You are good.
Don't go before you eat them all.
Eat, I will eat.
You guys listening to all this applause?
It was Ken and your goddess who set this up.
They did?
At least I didn't have stage fright.
You are alright in my book, sit down.
I am so bored.
I want that bear.
Ken would give anything you want.
Wouldn't it be more special if you give it to me?
Why me?
Because you look dumb enough.
Thank you.
Why are you looking at me? I told you to call my stylist to help you.
Now she is calling you dumb, come fix your hair with me.
(Hong Kong)
(D.O.A. Tower)
Dear Guests,
please leave all your electrical devices and self-defensive weapons.
Why are you searching me?
Just let our security staff handle this, okay?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Boss, it's almost time.
I think all the guests should be arriving in 5 minutes.
Well done.
- Mr. Ricky. - Hey, my friend Ricky.
Hi, Mr. Ko.
Long time no see.
Have a seat.
Mr. Ko, I just got a message.
Mr. Sergio was held under Brazil customs‘ custody.
He couldn't be here tonight.
It's alright. I can go to Brazil one of these days.
Mr. Phillip.
- Hi. Mr. Phillip. - Mr. Ko.
Wait.
Mr. Ko.
What's been up with you?
You keep taking leaves. Are you sick?
I'm fine, Mr. Ko.
Most of their money has been credited.
Okay, very good!
Hello.
You watching the match?
You show up now? You know what time it is?
I should have gotten here earlier.
I ask you all here to watch the penalty.
I want to show you that how D.O.A. operates.
There is no signal inside at all.
They are blocking all frequencies right now.
This room is completely sealed.
I think the only way is to film the actual layout.
And then sneak out the video feed.
Gang leaders from all the 12 countries are here tonight.
If the senior permits,
we can take them all down.
Others are not critical.
Our ultimate catch is Mr. Ko.
I have worked for Ko for 4 years.
His money laundering methods different every time.
Without any decipherable patterns,
he has laundered more than 20 billion just in America.
I've been working that team for 18 months.
but they still don't let me join.
The meeting tonight,
we can only count on Lionel.
You will see the Italian soccer player...
who will miss this penalty.
He missed.
When his therapist massaged for him,
he came in contact with our secret liquid agent.
It diminishes the explosiveness of his muscles.
But this ingredient will be neutralized by the acidity inside the body itself.
So it can't be traced even he tests his urine afterwards.
I want that medicine.
Our lab has a lot of liquids of different functions.
We can share everything if we work together.
Ko, how shall we work together?
Our D.O.A. Group is the most professional...
money laundering group in the world.
We have transferred over 20 billion dollars in Asia region.
We have assisted our friend in South America...
to transfer over 10 billion asset from America.
Our way of laundering is extremely complicated.
It is virtually untracable,
so all of you can feel safe...
and secure handing me your investments.
It's not only safe but effective as well.
I can also share any of the...
newly released medicines we have developed...
from our lab in North Europe.
We also provide you...
with the results of sports events beforehand...
as a gesture of good faith to you.
Of course the commission for me is relatively higher.
5%.
- Too much. - That's expensive.
But I can assure you that it's 100% safe.
The Chinese police and Interpol agent had been investigating me for 4 years.
They are still far from gaining a single clue.
Cheers!
Lionel is the undercover.
Open the door.
We can't let you pass without Mr. Ko's order.
What are you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, I think you all had enough food and drinks already.
It's the climax of tonight. Lucky draw!
This lucky draw is very special. You get to make the draw yourselves.
First of all, the Benz's family. Please come up.
Great!
Buddy Benz. Thank you. You draw first.
- This must be the star of Bow Cui Jewelary? - Cause you are the oldest.
- It worth over 10 million. - Toss it.
Triple 8, golden stool.
Looks like you got the touch tonight.
So much gold. Is it real?
It's chocolate.
And a rod, made by gold.
You sit down and try.
- Nephew. - Yes.
- Your turn. - Let me do it.
Number 78. What is it?
78, it's a good stuff.
This is an antique of the Qing Dynasty. It's a silver ball.
Even though it is under warranty, still, be careful.
It's so precious. I shall reserve it for you.
But I want the 8 hundred thousand right here.
- Maybe next time. Boy, your turn. - What is it?
His silver ball.
Feels so bouncy.
Shall I give it to you?
What number?
520, a teddy bear.
Pretty.
Prettier than Anita Yuen.
It's big and cute.
Boy, I don't have anything to do after I retire.
Come and see my daughter, Rainbow, when you have time.
Applause.
Congratulations.
Cousin, it should be your turn.
Where are you going?
Come on up. Don't be shy.
I am here to support you. Where is it?
Where is Officer Lee?
Okay, I'll ask him to come.
Who else I can trust?
The 3 million is enough for your mom's cancer treatment overseas.
Glad that you still have her in mind.
Of course I should spend money to cure her cancer with the money that I win here.
I'm hungry.
Let me cook some noodle for you.
Let's go out and eat.
I feel like lobster tonight.
How can we get lobster in the restaurant we usually go?
Congee would do.
I'm not gonna eat congee again.
But you haven't eaten for whole day.
So what?
You will have a bad belly if you eat lobster without eating anything. Just go!
Will my stomach have problem if I eat lobster without eating anything?
I don't dare eating breakfast on an empty stomach.
That was not for us.
He was the one who said it.
No fancy dish compares to this bowl of congee.
Is it actually dried shrimp. Aren't you treating me to lobster?
Your belly will hurt if you eat lobster now.
Forget it. Smoke?
You know I don't smoke.
And you say you're not interested in goddess.
She said she hates men who smoke.
So you quit immediately. Is that right?
And he meant to draw the teddy bear for her.
I treasure our friendship but you don't.
How can you are so unreasonable?
Of course I am. You are interested in my goddess.
I am not.
I won't believe in you unless you smoke.
You are sick.
Okay. I will smoke one if you won't.
I'll smoke three cigarettes in a row each time, about a hundred times a day.
If I get cancer, it's on you.
Are you two serious?
I won't act like him.
What do you feel when you smoke three cigarettes at once?
Feel like I want to quit.
That should be enough. You ignore me even I cough like this.
What do you want?
What? Don't be misled by his good looks...
He is drunk.
Sorry, he drank too much.
Let's go!
He's got a gun, that cheeky bastard.
Boss, over there.
How is it? Are you gonna die?
- Let's sit down before you cry. - Are you insane?
He has a gun, you should hold back.
He knocked my tooth out.
How come you have such a big tooth?
It's my wisdom tooth that hasn't grown.
I like it so much.
The other one is gonna fall soon.
Siu Wan, I really miss you.
Aren't you Ken?
Uncle Wah, what a present surprise!
It's been more than 10 years.
Almost that long.
- Have you moved back to Macau? - Yes.
What makes you here today?
I am meeting an old girlfriend. Do you recognize her?
- Siu Wan, your first love. - Of course.
Right, first love.
I called her last night.
Her voice is still sexy.
She is even sexier right now.
- Really? - Really. Here she is.
Where is she?
Who are you?
She...
(My love in old times.)
Your turn.
(We have so much in common.)
(We love each other and are very intimate.)
You.
(We love and trust each other.)
(We lean on each other under the moon with flowers around.)
You.
(We are so pleased that we have this fate.)
(We love each other and want to stay together.)
You.
Can I pass?
Okay!
(We are loyal and make engagement.)
Those feelings of mine are floating back.
This was our favourite song.
Ken, you haven't changed a bit.
Yes, Miss Siu.
Not Miss Siu, call me Wan-wan.
He called me Wan-wan.
Wan? I just feel a bit dizzy now.
Ah, do you still remember we went to Hac Sa Beach that year?
So you want the same thing, am I right?
I was so shy back then.
I am so shy so I didn't give you.
I regreted it when I got home.
Listen to me, it was the right thing to do.
I would have regreted it if you had.
What for?
But it's okay.
I've kept it until now.
I keep it for you.
It's been tens of years. It should have rusted.
No rust, it haven't been used.
However, I'm grown up now.
I'm not that shy anymore.
I'm ready now. I can give it to you any time.
Can you give it to charity?
Don't make fun. Why shall I give it to charity?
- Come on, give a kiss. - No, no.
Officer Lee!
- Buddy Ken. - What a coincident.
I am looking for you.
Who is this guy?
Police.
What is happening?
I'm selling drug.
You're here at right time. Take me.
This is Macau Police, Buddy Ha.
Hi, Buddy Ha. Let's go back together.
Wan, you have to come to the police station to bail me out.
- Do you know him? - Your friend.
Crazy, we just shared a table.
- Let's go. - Someone wants to see you.
It's not important whoever wanna see me.
- As long as I am away from her. - Who is she?
My mom's cousin.
(Zhuhai)
You bring me to Zhuhai and then to the rooftop.
You are not going to throw me off the roof are you?
And this is...
China police, Lok Chi-man.
China police, Hong Kong police, Macau police.
What a team. Looks like it's something hard to handle.
Buddy Ken.
Save it. I don't want to listen.
Just listen up since you are here already.
I see you have bought my favourite brand.
No need to light it. I just like to smell.
I know you are dying to, so just go ahead and tell me.
There is a fund foundation, namely, DOA.
It is actually the world's biggest money laundering organization.
Mr. Ko is the one behind it.
I heard about him.
No casino in America will allow him entry.
We've arranged undercover in his group for a long time.
There was a breakthrough a few days ago.
The undercover had used a fake eye...
to record the conference...
between him and the 12 mafia bosses.
Sounds like you have it covered.
It's a pity that it didn't reach us in time.
We can only find his body.
He has been tortured before he died.
That's why we suspect the fake eye...
was not on Mr. Ko's hand at the end,
but hidden by the undercover.
I don't know how I can help.
There is nothing I can do for you.
Mr. Ko is already in Macau.
He's very arrogant.
Thinks he's the smartest person in the world...
and thinks he's unbeatable.
We want you to approach him, defeat him then humiliate him.
Shake up his world to his core.
He will show his weakness when he plans his revenge.
We can work together to arrest him.
You are actually an undercover, too.
Looks like I am the one protecting you.
You have good skills.
You are too young to be a ranking officer.
You look just as pretty in real life as your picture.
I'll contact you after I have made up my mind.
Hey, where is my wallet?
You've become smarter. Your wife could lose a few pounds.
Don't worry, we are Macau brothers.
Haven't stolen yours. Goodbye.
Did he steal my money?
Yes.
He is not only the "Magic Hand" but also got a magic mouth.
I heard about this guy before.
Rainbow, there is a boy looking for you.
Hi.
Why you?
I am here to give you this teddy bear.
I am here anyway. You should at least treat me with an egg tart.
Okay.
I showed my interest very obviously already.
She did just treat me a Portugal egg tart.
What should I do, cousin?
I've tried my best and I've even given you the teddy bear.
No, I think she likes you actually.
She would if she doesn't have a crush on you.
So from now on,
you have to behave like an asshole.
As wretched as possible.
She will then turn her focus towards me.
- What are we in a Korean soap? - They are okay I guess.
I am human, too. I also have feelings.
You are here? Why don't you go in and take a seat?
Rainbow told me to leave after having the egg tart.
- How about you? - I am here for you, master.
Hold it.
Nephew, honestly,
my wife died while she was in her prime.
All I knew was how to earn a quick buck when I was young.
I never spend any quality time with my daughter.
I pity her. She has become a little eccentric to say the least.
She just likes jumping around alone at home.
You know I don't have time to care about her as I travel around.
And now you say you want to learn from me.
You should spend your free time with her.
I think you know what I am saying.
- Boy. - Yes, Buddy Ken.
Do you like to dye your hair?
Yes!
Don't dye your hair too much.
According to The Journal of the American Medical Association,
the PPD used in most common dyes will damage your hair follicle,
which also affects our balls. It kills sperm.
Are you serious?
The two balls you got luckily in the lucky draw,
- the one that has warranty. - Yes.
But yours aren't under warrenty.
You are kidding. What about women who dye their hair?
It gets worse. It kills the egg cell.
Kills the egg cell?
Come in and have a seat.
Boy, it's the misfortune of our family. She is jumping around again several times a day.
I find it endearing really.
Churchill, good boy.
Darling, how can you do this?
Why do you like to keep him waiting outside?
Daddy, this person has not even zipped up his pants.
How dare I let him in?
Do I need to zip it up?
- I hadn't noticed. - Thank you.
Buddy Ken, not many people have the ceiling of that high now.
I bought this place a long time ago.
It used to be a library of Portuguese history.
I've re-renovated it to be my home.
It's pretty good. Come and have a look.
Just a minute, there are many trapped doors in there.
You two better don't walk around.
Go to hell.
This one is nice.
Boy, come here. Show us what your dad taught you.
Darling, come here.
13, I am the banker.
Okay.
There are a lot of Chinese philosophies hidden in the game of Mahjong.
Before you learn to win, you must learn to lose.
9 wan.
What's up?
Earthly Hand combo!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
See he only wins once.
You got motor skill problems.
Nonsense.
Wong Jing is the best director.
I urge him to keep making fils into his 90's.
Even if he never lose his big belly,
I love, I love, I love, I love Wong Jing.
Buddy Karl. Come and have a look.
What's up?
- It's a bust! - Are you kidding me?
With a pair of 1 wan, you will need a 2, 5 or 8...
3 or 6 wan is a double header.
The only one you can't win with is 9 wan.
That is so cruel. A definite bust.
If you want to be my protégé,
I am not here to teach you how to win,
but I am teaching you how to be a man.
Many young people want to win big just on their own merits.
I won't congratulate you even you win. Why?
You would then want to win big afterwards and you only strive for big winning.
Your could your bank roll cleaned out at any moment.
Actually, the most important thing in Mahjong is winning.
Winning small doesn't compare to cleaning house.
But what you want is to build a win streak.
It accumulates into big winnings, you get me?
No wonder they call you the "Magic Hand".
When will you take me as your protégé?
Not until you have a very good reason.
Or if you can beat me at least once.
- I'll try then. - Okay.
Let's both draw a card and see who wins.
Youth before wisdom.
Master, there is no bigger card than the ace of spade.
Hang on.
How do you know before I even draw?
Looks like I got you this time.
It looks that way.
I didn't want to be that mean.
How mean is it?
You lose because you are way too careless.
You called my dad with your cell phone...
so I could get all your personal information...
including 6 of your accounts worldwide...
as well as the Swiss account that keeps most of your money.
I've hacked them all.
If I press this button,
I can erase you from the face of the earth.
You are really mean.
You are really an expert in hacking.
But something is still missing.
What is it?
That bit is missing.
You wanted a quick fix, computers won't help you.
You lack talent kid, just forget it.
You can just take me as your protégé, Buddy Ken.
Spend your energies on chasing girls, you have the face for it.
Daughter, the weather is pretty nice outside.
Let's go swimming. Let's go.
This is your last chance.
I want you to use those cards to build me a card pyramid.
It has to be higher than the second floor.
This will test your endurance and precision of your hands.
If you pass, then you can call me master.
Go.
Go get your stomach looked at, an injection might help.
How come you don't have any hair, weirdo?
Daddy, do you want some ice-cream?
The 4 flavor combo looks delicious.
Let me introduce you two.
I am Mr. Ko, the president of D.O.A. Group.
Mr. Ko, do you have a name?
My given names are "Mis-ter". So my name is Mis-ter Ko.
You remind me of an old schoolmate. His name was Sme-lly Sau...
We usually called him...
Smelly.
No wonder it's so smelly in here.
You should be called smelly.
Who pocked me?
4 flavor ice-cream combo.
Magic Hand Ken, who claimed himself invincible.
I hope I will see you in the charity gamble banquet tomorrow night.
Help. I can't swim.
Darling, go save him now.
Help.
I can't swim either. You save him.
Help.
Hold on. Let me change my bikini first.
You are great, cousin.
You are good at building the card pyramid. How long did you spend?
I'm gonna kill you.
Buddy Ken, is there night-time ferry?
No need to go, both of you.
Come down.
I am going to a charity banquet tomorrow night.
You two help me to guard my house.
Come and let me show you something.
He only shows you if he likes you.
Take off your glasses.
What can you see?
Infra-red.
You are really smart.
The counter strike system will be triggered...
once the infra-red senses anything, you got that?
Never wander around at night.
If we ever get attacked by bad guys...
and you can't find any weapons, what would you do?
I have this.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight, Buddy Ken.
- Goodnight, darling. - Goodnight.
- Karl. - Yes.
- You may wake up now. - Okay.
- Shall we go back to our room? - Sure.
Where are you going?
Go play with her.
No way. Let me teach you.
You will sleep in the yard tonight.
Stay there until you are shaking like a leaf.
She'll pity you and bring you to her room to sleep instead.
Right. I'm going now.
Boss, I got it.
Lionel had a stepfather...
who lives in the street where we grabbed him that night.
So why don't you go back and look for him?
Don't worry. I'm at his home already.
Did he say anything?
I know nothing.
He said he knows nothing no matter how much we asked.
You know what to do then.
Uncle, this is the truth serum used by the USSR.
You have to bear the consequence...
after we inject it into your body.
I really don't know.
- Hi, Mr. Shek. - Hi.
Long time no see. How are you?
All the celebrities of Hong Kong and Macau...
are here at the charity gamble banquet.
Master, your presence will add brighten up the event.
I don't do well with praises. I get big headed.
Master,
all the wins and losses...
will be donated to charity tonight.
Miss, how can I help you?
I want to play this one,
but I don't know how to win.
Have you been to a convenient shop?
Convenient shop?
Seven Eleven?
Right, Seven Eleven.
- How about starting with a small bet? - Okay.
Come on.
Seven.
Yes, seven!
Have you decided?
I met him just yesterday, but I guess we will duel it out tonight.
He is a ruthless player. You better be careful.
I got it.
How about upping the ante?
Okay!
Blow.
Eleven.
Yes, eleven.
You are so lucky.
Buddy Kit and his people go there.
Okay.
See you later.
I was just having some fun with her, what's wrong?
Her?
She is wearing something backless.
You are not as good, can't see anything.
Fine.
You don't have to be serious.
I'm just kidding.
Beware not to let your breasts catch a cold.
Breasts will sag if they catch a cold.
Sag?
Master, Mr. Ko is here.
Ken, we meet again.
I must say you look great today.
You also look great.
Ken, you seldom come to these events.
What do you say that?
I think you borrowed your suit from a friend?
The sleeves are too short and the trousers don't fit...
and the shoes, they look uncomfortable.
You know everything.
Mr. Ko, were you from a poor family?
Why do you say so?
As a chairman of a fund,
you have brought in so many donations.
Either you lack the confidance,
or you want to buy people's approval of you.
There are so many hotties in this ballroom tonight.
One condom isn't gonna be enough. You can have it back.
The money is mine but this isn't.
I don't use it.
It's mine. It's for you.
I think this bottle of massage oil should be yours, then?
Excuse me.
The number you have dialed cannot be reach at the moment.
Please try again later.
What are you doing?
Please place your bets.
Player, 8 points. Banker, 9 points. Banker wins.
Ken,
you're very courteous.
It's just a charity competition, why so serious?
Ken was once seen as unbeatable, invincible.
It will be my pleasure.
The honor is mine.
Go ahead and deal.
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw.
We've already unhinged the system outside.
We need 10 more minutes for the one inside.
Go on.
You're not happy now?
You don't talk to me.
Are you in a bad mood?
I haven't been able to reach my dad for two days.
My brother is missing too.
Don't you think it's a bit strange?
That's how a teddy bear should look like.
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw.
Something happened at home. Look!
Go to downstairs and wait for me.
No way, this is the teddy bear you gave me.
Don't run away.
Follow me.
This is a surveillance camera.
There must be something important inside. You keep it safe.
No wonder this teddy bear is a little bit strange.
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw.
It's been 29 times that we draw.
I should have bet for a draw.
Excuse me, I have to go now.
Ken, we haven't got a winner after 29 games.
How can you leave?
How about this? We play one more game.
If you win, I'll donate extra 2 hundred million. How does that sound?
2 hundred million?
Master, if you go now,
people would look down on us.
Okay, give me 4 new sets of cards.
Lionel has a step brother.
He came to Macau to visit Ken two days ago.
Intelligence Bureau said Mr. Ko's hit man, Ghost Eyes, also arrived here in Macau.
They may make a diversion.
No wonder Mr. Ko keeps holding Ken and doesn't allow him to leave.
Do you need backup then?
Don't alert them. I'll go to Ken's home first.
You notify Buddy Ha and we all stand by.
After you.
I'll take it then.
Ken, you'll definitely lose this time.
I guess your hole card should be 10.
I've remembered all the cards when I shuffled them just now.
Let me take a look.
Bingo, you are right.
But it's enough for winning.
My hole card should also be 10.
Looks like you are right.
Sorry that I'll make you lose all you got this time.
9 plus 11 got no point.
Do you feel dizzy?
Mr. Ko, thanks for your 2 hundred million.
Goodbye.
Don't stop me.
How come you are just like your dad?
Both of you are so useless.
How dare you touch him?
I've touched him already.
What? Want revenge?
You think you got what it takes to beat me?
I think you should have a chat with your brother in hell.
Give me your brother's fake eye if you want to live.
You need to greet the god when you go into a temple...
and you need to greet people when you go into a house.
At least a courtesy call if you are coming in.
I am here to kill.
You think you can handle it?
Try!
Okay, come on.
You want try again?
Churchill!
Godzilla is peeing!
Don't be afraid. He is Cool.
Don't you remember?
Don't be afraid.
What's up, Buddy Ha?
- Officer Lee. - Buddy Ken.
Buddy Ken, sorry.
I didn't protect your daughter well.
Don't say that. I should thank you.
Please don't say that.
You are Mr. Ko's enemy right now.
He won't let you off that easy.
- You should cooperate with us. - Word is cheap.
I know what I should do.
If I found that thing,
I'll give it to Buddy Ha. Take care.
Ken.
What does he want actually?
He wants to revenge by himself.
She couldn't even remember me.
Give her a little more time.
That group of people is here for my brother's fake eye.
I did give it to Rainbow.
Dad.
- Go. - Stop eating.
Go!
Don't eat. Look at me.
Look at me. What happened?
It hurts. Headache.
Why would it hurt all of a sudden?
It just does, my head hurts.
Dad.
Boss.
I've been saying the most Miss Lok...
is the most charming girl in this company.
You said I am charming.
You are forgeting my impeccable work performance.
You are really humorous, Miss Lok.
You overpraised me, boss.
Come and have a chat.
Do you play golf?
I was. But I stopped playing after 80 strokes.
I am afraid the others would lose face.
Are you interested to join our core team?
Of course I am.
Let's have a dinner tonight.
Boss, thanks for inviting me...
so that I can enjoy this nice wine.
You have to wear this ring at night.
I've put some truth serum in it.
Be careful and watch the dose. It is fatal if you overdose it.
I got it.
Cheers.
Miss Lok.
Lorraine, if I tell you one of my eyes is fake,
which one do you think?
Are you kidding me? I think both of your eyes are real.
Actually, both of them are fake.
I am the one who don't see things through.
Actually, there is one very charming girl...
has been by my side for a long time.
I should have pursued you long time ago.
Boss, you are really funny.
You don't want to pursue me at all.
Otherwise you would tell him to join.
Shall I go then?
- What happened on you? - I feel a bit...
- I... - You're sick?
Do you want me to drive you to home?
No, thanks. I can manage.
You've drunk too much.
Ken, we meet again.
Yes, Miss Lok invited me for night snack.
I am here drive her to home. Miss Lok.
Mister, this is a private place.
Please leave.
Let's go.
What are you laughing at?
At you obviously.
What for?
Do you know that he wants to entice the girl to bed?
Are you kidding?
He also fed her with some truth serum.
- Really? - Really.
- You shut up. - Shut the hell.
You rascal.
Rascal. He has known that you are an undercover long time ago.
That's why he pressed to wound hardly.
Is he that mean?
- He is mean. - But you're also very drunk.
You shut up.
We can't trust this scum, you know?
I have known he's scum for long.
He is scum, the worst kind really.
You haven't even given me last month's salary,
you know?
It's not that easy to beat me.
What a mess. Let's go!
I shall get going, guys.
Take care, Buddy Ken.
Goodbye, Buddy Ken.
Protect Miss Lok, Buddy Ken.
- Bring me to Huang Gang quickly. - Okay.
Someone will fetch me on the other end.
What are you doing?
I worry that I can't control myself.
- Don't act recklessly. - I have to stay conscious.
Hold on. We will be there soon.
What are you doing?
Actually, when I met you the first time,
I think you are very nice...
and very cute.
It's cold. Put your clothes on.
Do you want to kiss me?
The scum's medicine is working.
Actually, when I met you the first time,
I knew you are the kind of man I like.
I feel safe when I am around you.
You are a successful woman. You must have a lot of admirers.
You don't have to choose me.
But no matter how successful a woman is...
what she wants is a man she can rely and depend on.
I'm almost 60 years old, lady.
I like mature guys too. I am 18 years old already.
The car is here.
Ken.
- What's up? - Take her to hospital quickly.
- Okay. - She has taken some drugs.
- Please. - Ken.
- Goodbye. - Ken, don't go.
Don't forget me.
No, I won't.
- Who's that? - Buddy Ken.
It's Karl. Something happened on Buddy Benz.
Okay, I am on my way.
Kit, go to Nam Long Hospital and wait for me there. Goodbye.
Please spare the room for us.
I would like to talk to your dad.
It must be nice to lay here without a care in the world.
You and I knew each other for half a century already.
My daughter and your son have grown close recently.
Seems that they are together already.
I won't make your son suffers.
Banquet, betrothal gift are all up to you.
Don't get so excited. I know what to do.
Of course I will take him on as my protégé if he becomes my son-in-law.
Don't you like my antique Benz?
You just take it if we become a family.
You don't like it? We can discuss this.
What? Are you trying to bluff me?
Down there?
You want me to get down on my knees?
Sorry. I've almost killed you.
I will leave you guys alone.
I'll visit you after I deal with this mess.
I also need to arrange the betrothal between my daughter and your son.
Don't think too long.
I knew I would see Benz drive an actual Benz one day.
Sorry for just now. Goodnight.
Any news about Mr. Ko these few days?
He's throwing a yacht party this coming Saturday.
All 6 leaders will be present there.
One of them is a Brazilian named Sergio.
Who is he?
He is the boss of the biggest allie in Rio de Janeiro.
It seems that Mr. Ko has not met him yet.
Can we find someone to pose as him instead?
Find someone to pose as the Brazilian boss?
Brazilian also speaks Portuguese.
That's what we speak here in Macau. No biggie.
I have an idea.
Boy, I need your help.
My friend, I reach you finally.
You couldn't come last time,
I have to meet you this time.
No problem. Something came up last time,
I will definitely come this time. See you on Saturday.
Sergio will be here on Saturday.
Are the other 5 regions ready?
Van-der from Netherlands, Ching-fung from Taiwan,
Sakata from Japan and Kim from Korea,
Samson from America will definitely be there.
You better make the preparations this time.
Understood.
Sergio, are you satisfied with my service?
Take it easy.
What the hell!
Cuff him!
Sorry, master. Mr. Ko pays a higher price.
Damn you.
Sorry for dragging you down into this mess.
Okay, you're lucky.
Mr. Ko wants to see you. Move!
Move!
Boss, our VIP is here.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
please give a round of applause...
to welcome our "Magic Hand", Ken.
Welcome.
Good to see you, my friend.
Hey, good to see you guy.
I brought you a present.
Perfect.
Ken, we meet again.
Why don't you untied him?
Ken, do you watch soccer games?
I seldom watch it. How about this one?
Don't rush!
The game tonight is Barcelona vs Real Madrid.
The result will be 1:1.
Real Madrid will win and Real Madrid handicap half score.
Let's watch it together.
What is the woprldwide pool going into tonight's game?
Around two billion US dollar.
The result for tonight's game...
will be given to all the bosses...
who had just joined our D.O.A. Group...
as a welcome gift.
What do you want?
Where is the fake eye?
If l had known,
I wouldn't have had someone pose as the Brazilian and shot it one more time.
There is nothing I can do. I am betrayed by my own people.
Master, this won't end well if you are up against Mr. Ko.
You know I have the truth serum.
I don't worry that you don't tell the truth when I use it on you.
Everybody, this is the finale performance of tonight.
You will witness...
the invincible "Magic Hand" of Master Ken,
betting on the last and final game of his life.
It's not very often and you don't have a chance to watch even you have money.
You don't have to be so happy. We're still within the China waters.
Ken, we've started our engine just when you boarded our boat.
We'll reach the high seas in 15 minutes.
Who can catch me when we're in the high seas?
Come on, everyone sits back.
Ken, legends had it...
that you can tell which card is which by touch alone?
Is it for real?
That's all rumor only, you think I'm god?
Rumor does kill. What should we do?
How you will save your daughter?
Daddy, save me.
Daddy!
Daddy, save me.
You shouldn't involve our family.
You gotta considerhonor and justice amongst us thiefs.
Ken, the room is filled with poisonous gas.
Come save me.
I'll give you 30 seconds to play Baccarat.
If you can identify...
and sum up the points of these two cards,
you then press the result on the keyboard.
If you fail,
the gas will be released and your daughter will die.
Mr. Ko. I really cannot.
Please let her go.
I will do anything if you let her go.
Ken, it's absolutely not your style.
Don't spoil your image in our heart.
This is the right expression.
In order to increase your interest tonight,
I will be the banker.
Besides betting 10 million US dollars...
on Real Madrid for each of you,
you can use the principals and winnings to bet one more time.
If you bet our "Magic Hand" Ken, couldn't identify the numbers,
the odds is 2:1 to your favor.
- I bet you'll lose, idiot. - He will definitely lose.
He's gonna lose.
Ken, none of them thinks you gonna win.
You have take your shot and win.
Mr. Ko, as we are so happy,
let me make a bet too.
Who do you think you are?
You guys finished in here. Bring them out.
Just go!
You are nobody.
This is a classy joint.
No sluts and dogs are allowed.
You heard what Ken said? Get out.
Ken, although I bought him in.
I am the same as you.
I look down on those...
who betrayed their masters.
Mr. Ko, I do appreciate you.
You have moral injunctions of fidelity...
as well as sense of propriety, justice and honesty,
but sense of shame.
You are facing death and you think you can talk your way out.
What are you laughing at?
You got a problem?
Okay, let's leave Ken to focus on his performance.
Let's start!
Ken, the game is almost finished.
We are counting on you now.
Everyone is looking at you to see...
if you could save your daughter,
or you let her die by your own hand.
Get me out!
You can really feel it?
Look at this.
What the hell!
Look, no, no!
What's going on?
You cheat us!
Listen to me, shut up!
What's happening?
Cool, just a minute.
How can you remember me?
I did not lose my memory at all.
My daddy told me to pretend so in order to protect that fake eye.
I've already given China Police the fake eye, you idiot.
Bastard!
You are actually the one who pretended Ronaldo.
No wonder I found him strange.
I killed your brother.
I made your dad a handicapped.
There is no reason for me to spare you.
Actually, I don't have any principles...
but there is only one thing that I can't stand...
which is people who bullies my family.
Ken, come out!
You can't imagine I can really identify it by touch, right?
You are great.
I had to go through a tough surgery for this.
I need to remove my nails and insert a sensor in there.
The picture will transfer to my brain directly.
Just like watching TV.
This technology exists?
You wouldn't know this kind of technology.
Do you still think it's the LED contact lens...
used in the 80s?
Why don't I know America has this technology?
Sorry, it was invented by the Indians.
You are so outdated.
What the hell! Why point your gun at me? Shoot him.
I am a Macau police.
What?
Nai Sai?
That's right. I am the Nai Sai who just scored the goal.
You can act as him?
It was me. I just drove past 5 opponents.
It's special effect, idiot.
Wong Jing shot it for me.
Wong Jing again?
Yes, Wong Jing again.
How could you have known that we asked TVB to broadcast it?
The game ended a draw and it's finished already, you idiot.
Go to hell!
And you think I am the unlucky one.
I can fight sometimes.
We are China Police. Put down your weapons and surrender now.
Officer Lok, a document for you.
Thank you.
Leader, I just got a very important document.
I need to report to you.
Why would that happen?
Because you look dumb enough.
Kill him!
No more cards, right?
How do you know?
There are 52 cards in a poker.
You've dealt 49 so far.
You just dealt the last 3 cards.
Go to hell!
Have you ever played Fight the Landlord?
Each deck has 54 cards.
2 of them are "Jokers".
You do bring your massage oil with you all the time.
Ken, don't!
Enjoy!
Ken, are you okay?
I'm fine.
It is the high seas, you cannot catch me.
My future son-in-law had already taken care of it.
He had changed the route and we've been cruising around.
We are still in Chinese waters, you idiot.
Take him away.
We've injected him with truth serum.
He'll tell whatever you want to know.
- Mess with my relatives. - This is the high seas.
Under what law am I being prosecuted for?
This is the high seas.
Under what grounds?
I was in a daze in the car the other day.
I can't quite remember what had happened in the car.
Did I say anything inappropriate?
No.
Really?
I've been focusing on driving that night.
I didn't pay attention to you. What did you say?
It's fine then. I just worry that I may have said something wrong.
Actually, that night,
you told me that...
you quite like me.
No!
I was just kidding.
You were in a daze that night and had a silly look on your face.
You didn't say a thing.
So I hope to see you again.
Take care.
You too!
I have something for you.
It's fast.
- Over 100, almost 200. - It's fast!
- Quicker, be carefull. - It's fast!
Benz is finally driving a Benz.
Really so happy.
Buddy Benz can drive Benz finally.
Doctor said he'll recover soon.
I hope so.
Kung Hei Fat Choi.
You too. I shall give you red pockets first.
- Wish you good health. - Thanks, Buddy Ken.
- Young and pretty. - Thank you.
No more hair dyeing.
I'm getting more powerful since I stopped dying my hair.
- So powerful that I scare myself sometimes. - Congratulations.
Not yet ready to say?
No.
What are you talking about?
It's nothing.
It will be useless if you don't use it. Use it.
You can be my protégé for you dad's sake.
Thanks.
Are you happy?
Don't pick up the phone while you are being inducted as a protégé.
You really want to be my master?
Then I will tell him no then.
Who is it?
He asked who you are.
He told you not to take me on and you should quit yourself.
What?
Who else has the qualification to be your master?
Where is he?
He is outside.
Who is he?
Maybe I should consider taking him on as my protege.
I will start your new year with a bang!